robin's quotes

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving,
and that's your own self.

The most important thing in the programming language is the name. A
language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently invented a
very good name and now I am looking for a suitable language.

From inews' conf.h file:
/*
* Sanity checks (You know. Checks you get from Sanity Claus)
*/

I am easily satisfied with the best. -- Winston Churchill

"The SGI drool box. It's big. It's purple. It's modular."

Profanity: the universal programming language

And sooner or later, one of your cats will step on your keyboard while
you're in the middle of editing sendmail.cf, and it will still work.

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment
somewhere.

Ever wonder why they put Braille dots on the keypads of drive-up ATM's?

"The POP3 server service depends on the SMTP server service, which
failed to start because of the following error:
The operation completed successfully."