Credo

From http://www.bytebrothers.org/pointless.htm:

"Every lame, pointless personal web site in creation seems to express the idea that once some lost soul errantly trespasses on their little flap of sod on the Internet, that the interloper actually gives a rat's ass who or what the author is. Some even go so far as to publish humiliating pictures of their ugly nearsighted wives, geeky husbands, retarded siblings, web-footed children, arthritic dogs, stray cats, crippled birds, ferrets, or whatever other imprisoned creatures involuntarily give the author a moment of time, love, or instinctive loyalty."